The Doctor's Ride

"And here I was thinking you were a madman with a box."

"If you ever get one thing right, it is, that, I AM a madman with a box."

"Course you're not, you're not scared of anything! Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of box, man eats fish custard, and look at you! Just... sitting there."

"When I was a kid, you said there was a swimming pool and a library and the swimming pool was in the library."

"There's something you better understand about me, 'cause it's important and one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a madman with a box!"

"What's he after?" 

"TARDIS key, of course!"

"The question is, what do we do now? Either you turn off your clever machine or I'll blow you and you new paradigm into eternity."

"And yourself."

"Occupational hazard."

"Scan reveals nothing; TARDIS self destruct device non-existent!"

"All right, it's a Jammie Dodger, but I was promised tea!"